I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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