I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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