I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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