A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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