they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
