no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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