Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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