I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Randomize
