You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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