Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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