I wish I could punch you in the face.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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