Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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