I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
do nipples grow back?
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