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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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