"it" just moved
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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