just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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