whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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