why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
