I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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