ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
