i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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