look no pants
I could have mohawked her pubes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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