i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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