You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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