she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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