I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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