i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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