Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My boob is missing a layer of skin
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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