I'm drive I can fine osifer
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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