Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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