guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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