At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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