Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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