dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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