member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Randomize
