Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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