I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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