Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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