Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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