i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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