Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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