I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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