I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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