I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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