Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
