Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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