My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
