Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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