Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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