well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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