Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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