I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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